Thank you for visiting this website. This is always changing. Recent modifications:
Added pictures from this year's PRS Guitar Expo
I also added some wedding stuff because someone actually wanted my business card to give to someone who may hire me to photograph a wedding. Now that I've passed my business card out for a serious purpose, I tried to eliminate most of the sarcastic stuff from my website. After all, weddings are serious things for the couples involved. And, I've photographed two weddings and one baptism (another serious activity according to some). So, I've cleaned up my website.
I don't have pictures posted of those events because I'm hypersensitive to privacy issues and I haven't asked anyone's permission to post their wedding or baptism pictures. But I'm a pretty good picture taker in general and can take good pictures of people if they are not moving too fast. I'm also very nice and easy to work with which is why hiring me to photograph a wedding is probably not the worst mistake anyone can make.
My business card also points out that I marry people. Ninety percent (90%) of the couples I've married are still married. That's a pretty good average in 21st Century America. Since I am performing another wedding in April 2009, my average can go up as long someone does not get divorced in the meantime.
Some of the sarcastic stuff I have eliminated from the site is stuff like this:
Many have asked about the inspiration for the artistic quality of my photography. Like most picture takers, my mentor and life coach was Anne Sell-Adams. She suggested I start a website. She made lots of money (after all, Sell was her maiden name) peddling pictures of questionable taste from her old car parked outside boys schools. She called her pictures "nature photography," to avoid censorship. For a small fee, I will send you a link to Anne Sell-Adams' web site.
I believe in art for art's sake, so there is nothing to purchase here; hence, the true value of the web site can only be measured aesthetically, spiritually, inspirationally, and educationally.
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All images on this web site are copyrighted by me. If you use or alter anything copyrighted without my personal permission, you may be put to death. Well, not really, but this is another area where I've failed miserably to remove even lame attempts at humor. I had, for example, threatened people who violate the copyright provision with being water-boarded to death by Ann Coulter (the writer) wearing a baggy bikini while she sings off-key praises to her beloved White Supremacist Party. But I need to take that out in case I offend ultraconservative crackpots who want to pay me for to perform a traditional family wedding of them marrying a sibling, parent, or child, as long as they are of the opposite sex.
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