Thank you for visiting this website. This whole site is undergoing reconstruction but the labor force is on the run from the law. Until we can round them up and get them back to work, there is little we can do to keep things updated. I'd like to take the pictures of President Nixon and re-label them "Ex-President Nixon," but I don't know how to do that.
As well as rebuilding, I also have to add a website page for those who wish to hire me as a wedding officiater. This new page will include all the theological stuff I have to quiz you on prior to my helping you enter into the state of Holy Matrimony. My 90% success rate in couples I marry remaining married is based on all couples having to have had at least three ex-marriages between them so my web site will show how one proves this.
Many have asked about the inspiration for the artistic quality of my photography. Like most picture takers, my mentor and life coach was Anne Sell-Adams. She suggested I start a website. She made lots of money (after all, Sell was her maiden name) peddling pictures of questionable taste from her old car parked outside Catholic boys schools. She called her pictures "nature photography," to avoid censorship. For a small fee, I will send you a link to Anne Sell-Adams' web site.
I believe in art for art's sake, so there is nothing to purchase here; hence, the true value of the web site can only be measured aesthetically, spiritually, inspirationally, and educationally.
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All images on this web site are copyrighted by me. If you use or alter anything copyrighted without my personal permission, you may be put to death. Not an ordinary death, but rather a slow, miserable, painful, and humiliating death that is appropriate for art thieves. For example, you may be water-boarded to death by Ann Coulter wearing a baggy bikini while she sings off-key praises to her beloved Klu Klux Klan.
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